Me and What would I do if I were an Ah Long?

First of all let me illustrate the meaning of an "Ah Long". An "Ah Long" is a loan shark! Scary right......



So what will I do if I were an Ah Long. First of all I would bring about world peace.There is so much I could do with the Ah Long status. Perhaps I might be named "Saint Ah Long". I will campaign as a candidate in the next general election. My catch slogan will be...

Vote Ah Long, Vote Change (as in money)

You must be kidding me! That would be the last thing I would do? Come on, that goes against all the code of the Ah Long found in "Ah Long for Ah Long Dummies". I would strike fear in all my customers. Those brats that come to me for money....hmpph....I'll teach them a lesson how to NEVER pay me late. I teach them good.....

(This is what I will do)
Me: I wanna play a game
Customer: ???!!! What.....(shivers) No...No!!!
Me: You have borrowed so much money from me and now what? How do you repay me??!!
Customer: I can pay! Just give me one more day. Please....please...
Me: Your incompetence disgust me. We shall play a game now.
Customer: What game?? What game??
Me: Monopoly (jeng...jeng....jeng.....*cue spooky music)

Let be realistic here? They don't pay me and you expect me to go and give their house a new coat of red paint. That is so not productive at ALL. Torturing is the way to go. Perhaps I could use that ball cracking technique in James Bond.


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Date: 18th March 2008 (Tuesday)
Time: 8:00 PM
Place: Cathay Cineplex @ Cineleisure Damansara, Damansara Perdana


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